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May 16th, 2006

04:06 pm - Baaa.
Because some people cry if you don't put these behind cuts.Collapse )
Current Mood: blankblank

(9 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 15th, 2006

07:29 pm

Current Mood: sicksick

(9 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 14th, 2006

07:31 pm - This might be a stupid question.
Since LJ changed the edit info page, I can't tell how I'm supposed to be able to change the journal title and subtitle.

Eh... but I could just be being stupid. Greek Bird knows I'm stupid about LJ matters all the time.
Current Mood: sicksick

(7 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 13th, 2006

10:59 pm - The highlight of my night thus far. Pitiful? You decide.

*squee moment*

If you do a Google Imagesearch for my username (jeweleddragon), guess what comes up?


...that's right, ladies, gentlemen, and beasts of various kinds and natures. All but two of those involve mustard.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I think midnightlynx had something to do with this. I vaguely remember him posting a bunch of mustard pictures to my LJ.

If you don't know why mustard is so greatly amusing to me, fie on you.

SuperSinapisticETA: Yep! http://jeweleddragon.livejournal.com/24179.html

No, I didn't go all the way back through my LJ searching for that. Google actually spit it out for me.
Current Location: yay
Current Mood: crazysinapistic
Current Music: yay

(Beware of the cliff)

02:47 pm - Of course I didn't copy your ending, Midnightlynx. *utterly innocent blink*
I was tagged by reznorette, curse her immortal soul.

Once you are tagged* you MUST write a blog about your six weird habits/traits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names.

(1) Whenever I get really bored and don't have a string or rubber band to mess around with, I start trying to tie my fingers into knots. Probably not in my best interest.

(2) I have dark blue eyes. Really, really, really blue eyes. Sometimes it causes random strangers to run up to me and gush over them.

(3) ...I carry books with me even when I'm going to hike up a mountain, apparently. -_-

(4) I sleep on my stomach. Not really sure whether that's abnormal or not.

(5) There is no 5.

(6) Fnord.

I don't feel like tagging anyone.
Current Location: fnord
Current Mood: quixoticfnord
Current Music: fnord

(12 fools | Beware of the cliff)

11:42 am - These are so amusing
LiveJournal Haikus -- who would've guessed that they'd be so entertaining?Collapse )

Okay, I think I'll stop now. You get a cookie if you made it this far.
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful

(20 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 10th, 2006

02:27 pm - Updating from school.
I just came back from the eighth grade's field trip to Stone Mountain. We hiked all the way up it, and then we had to walk (rather, run) back down it. And we didn't even get any ice cream for our troubles!

It sort of highlighted to me how out-of-shape I am. I had only walked about forty feet up when I started to pant. I kind of feel bad. I need to exercise, but I'd rather read. v.v

Science class is annoying. I think I've mentioned that at some point. /random
Also, someone said that I remind them of a giraffe.
But this same person also said that a different girl reminded him of a whale, which caused her to say that he reminded her of a jackass. XD Mwahahahahaha!

It sounds strange, but it's rather odd to look around and see all these people around me. Each of them has their own complex life story, and they're all inexplicably intertwined. People's histories twist together in inexplicable way. Everything affects everything else... and I could ramble on about that, and in a much more eloquent way too, but I don't want to right now, not with the ever-present danger of people staring over my shoulder.

There was a guy yesterday who had a shirt that looked like a Coke shirt, except that instead of saying "Drink Coke" it said "Worship Jesus." That line got stuck in my head. It's not like I think anything is really wrong with it, because the guy has his freedom of speech and after all he's not actually going to force me to worship someone, but I find it rather interesting all the same.

I have to do a scrapbook project for English class. The whole grade, I think, has to do it. The teachers call it the "Myself Project" because it's supposed to be all about the person who's doing it.
One of the things that you have to do is a timeline with at about three major events in your life per year. My life is boring. The only seriously major events that other people would be interested in are my birth and TIP. -_- And the English teacher almost said that birth didn't even count as a major event in someone's life. Errrr...

I like to ramble. But I'm sure that you haven't noticed. ;)
Current Mood: amusedamused

(10 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 8th, 2006

07:40 pm
I already had a stomachache, but it was only made worse when I couldn't stop giggling at the people who took the fake IQ test and then posted it with cries of ZOMG I R SPESHUL!1!!!! (Exaggeration included.)

People on flist: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. Really. Reaaalllyyy... *shifty eyes*
Current Mood: amusedamused

(6 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 7th, 2006

06:05 pm - O_o

And that is all I have to say.
Current Mood: sickSlightly nauseous.

(39 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 6th, 2006

06:34 pm
Yes, that is exactly what I am.Collapse )
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful

(10 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 5th, 2006

03:07 pm - HA HA I'M A CRIMINAL
To see a World in a grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a wild flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
–William Blake, “Auguries of Innocence.”

I love that. It's surreal.

Ha ha. I got into LJ even though my school banned it.

Greek Bird bless Google Advanced Search, or whatever it is that got me in here.
Current Mood: crazycrazy

(19 fools | Beware of the cliff)

May 4th, 2006

06:32 pm - Wheee!
Normally it says "leave a comment, and:" right here, but I'm going to be random and say:

Leave a picture/drawing of a capybara here, and:

1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.

Also, it can't be the same picture that someone else left.

Alternatively, you can leave a picture of a purple penguin.
Current Mood: sillysilly

(43 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 28th, 2006

11:02 pm - Ganked from realcdaae
This is funnyCollapse )
Current Mood: bouncystalked

(1 fool | Beware of the cliff)

April 24th, 2006

06:07 pm - What's in a name? Mustard, and flying fish.
If you were to have me call you by a name or nickname (other than your LJ name), what would it be?
Current Mood: calmcalm

(10 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 23rd, 2006

02:45 pm - midnightlynx provides the link to the hottest 404 page in existence.
Current Mood: amusedamused

(5 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 20th, 2006

06:48 pm - I want you... alllll of you...
They forgot to put in something about the kinkiness of freezers!Collapse )
Current Mood: crazycrazy

(33 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 18th, 2006

06:31 pm - *sits back in contemplation*
Hmmm, if I get that 'sponsored' account, I can have more userpics...

Current Mood: bitchybitchy

(22 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 17th, 2006

07:58 pm - announcement
Everybody - help penguiny734 with her poll!

That is all.
Current Mood: bouncybouncy

(10 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 16th, 2006

09:39 pm - Oh, and...
*stuffs self with chocolate*

Hope everyone had a wonderful Easter.
Current Mood: busyThat makes three updates today

(20 fools | Beware of the cliff)

06:55 pm - No content
*insert obligatory Zombie Jesus joke here*
Current Mood: tiredtired

(4 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 14th, 2006

06:01 pm - All from coeur_de_rien

Help save the darn seals. Or I kill you. Don't ask me how that's any more humane.

And this is what it is:

Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated

(3 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 9th, 2006

02:27 pm - I know the thought of graocracies makes you have them...
Ha. Ha. I added 'dodrantal surgations' to my interests list.

...I really should be doing my homework, because today is the last day of my spring break. But I just have to mess around with stupid stuff like this.
Current Mood: aggravatedprocrastinating

(6 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 8th, 2006

04:49 pm
...and I really shouldn't be on the computer right now.

(2 fools | Beware of the cliff)

04:48 pm
I think I'm going on a friending spree of people whose journals I looked at and thought were wicked awesome.
People who I friend: Pleasepleasepleaseplease don't get pissed at me. Please?

*goes off to add people*
Current Mood: busybusy

(4 fools | Beware of the cliff)

10:21 am - ...*eyetwitchy*
Bah. Why must everyone have different systems on defining certain types of agnostics and atheists?

Too... many... to... learn... *gasp*wheeze*

But I must admit - 'tis interesting. It captures my attention. So it's not really that bad.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed

(38 fools | Beware of the cliff)

April 1st, 2006

10:51 pm - I must shower you all with complaints, as though that will suddenly make me better...
I feel like I'm going to rupture my throat.

*coughs and gags*
Current Location: Of course you don't understand the current location
Current Mood: sickwhiny

(3 fools | Beware of the cliff)

02:42 pm - Hmmmm...
This was supposedly found as graffiti on a bathroom wall in the U.S.A.:

You've taken over my mind. You've raped my thoughts with your image viruses then sold me fake cures for your own disease. Your words and pictures scream orders at me like angry prison wardens. When I cover my ears, your voices echo in my head. I hate you. When I see your billboards, your talk shows, your rock concerts and your factories, when I see the work of your twisted libidos, I want to kill you. I want to set fires, plant bombs, derail trains. I want to smash your buildings and tear at your bodies until the skin of my hands is worn to the bone. I am filled with a rage that burns my eyes.

I don't want to feel this way. You have done this to me. These feelings are the fruits of your multi-billion dollar sowing. And I am not alone. There are others like me out here. Every suicide, every madman, every man and woman who gets a gun and just starts shooting -- these are your illegitimate children. They don't all know what they are doing. All they know is hate for the invisible walls which you have raised around them, hate for the narrow path you have tried to make them walk. And the innocent pay in blood for your negligence.

Remember this: My mind is big. The more you try to push me down and make me small, the greater the pressure inside me becomes. The greater the pressure, the greater the chance of an explosion. There was once a time when I felt love, but now I feel only hate and anger, and fear at what I might do. And you can tell me to "BE HAPPY," but I know that you really mean "BE QUIET".

Believe me, I want to be happy. You stand in my way.

Current Location: In my room, moaning pathetically and coughing weakly
Current Mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
Current Music: Dagda - Winds of Change

(2 fools | Beware of the cliff)

12:50 pm
behold,for i hath discovered this, and found it to bequite amusing
Current Location: Wonderland
Current Mood: amusedamused

(39 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 31st, 2006

08:06 pm - Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
Lose all hope, for the quizzes are coming...Collapse )
Current Location: The tenth circle of Hell, feasting on bloody brains
Current Mood: blankI learned nothing all day. v.v
Current Music: Dagda - The Ninth Wave

(2 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 29th, 2006

06:28 am - TrustFlow results for jeweleddragon
I tried out TrustFlow II for LiveJournal. The following people not on the friends list for jeweleddragon are close by: More results below the cut...Collapse )

Created by ciphergoth; hosted by LShift.

TrustFlow II: Who is closest to your friends list?

Hmmm. Maybe I should add some of these people.
Current Mood: apatheticapathetic

(10 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 28th, 2006

07:53 pm - You know you're addicted when you make posts like this.
...I don't want to clean my room. I want to vegetate in front of the computer.

Current Mood: cynicalcross

(8 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 26th, 2006

10:32 pm - *pluck*pluck*
I'll be doing some of what is coldly termed as 'flist pruning'. If you get taken off, don't feel bad. I still like you. Really. It's probably just because I don't feel that I get anything out of your entries. So... *hugs* Yeah.
Current Mood: guiltyguilty-ish

(36 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 19th, 2006

12:31 pm - gale_wind, how could you?! *sobs dramatically* I've been... I've been... TAGGED!!!!
*shriek of horror that fades into the distance*

Um. Okay. Meme thing:

~List 10 things you want to say to people but you know you never will (because I'm either A. an asshole, B. like keeping things to myself, C. don't wanna put up with the drama, D. have better things to do with my time, E. all of the above)
~Don't say who they are or who you're referring to
~Disable comments
~Never discuss it again
~Tag 5 people to do the same

Okay. I dunwanna disable comments, so I won't. And I don't think I have something that I'd NEVER EVER say to anyone. Ah well. Oh, and... to make this more interesting, I'm going to try to make as many of these as possible about people who I know are going to read this.

These will probably be really, really obvious. I'm not going to any pains to make them vague.

Guess who!Collapse )

I tag aurelias_roses, midnightlynx, descartes_rock, misao7, and life_question.
Current Mood: busybusy

(25 fools | Beware of the cliff)

10:16 am - Isn't it just frumious?
Happy birthday to unnamed525 and motsatt!!!

You each get a free bandersnatch. A fluffy bandersnatch, even.
Current Mood: amusedamused

(4 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 17th, 2006

07:25 pm - The quiz knows the true me.
Perfect!Collapse )
Current Mood: happyhappy

(6 fools | Beware of the cliff)

06:37 pm - Hmmm.
"Not by accident, you may be sure, do the Christian Scriptures make the father of knowledge a serpent - slimy, sneaking and abominable."
-- H. L. Mencken
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative

(8 fools | Beware of the cliff)

02:18 pm - The only ones that aren't his are "stripper factories" and all the FSM ones...
Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. flying spaghetti monster score: 10
2. 8 score: 8
3. fsmism score: 8
4. scientific heresy score: 8
5. 17 score: 8
6. extraterrestrials score: 8
7. cannibal anti-defamation society score: 8
8. stripper factories score: 8
9. electromagnetism score: 8
10. 5 score: 8
11. jack parsons score: 8
12. relativity score: 8
13. fsm score: 8
14. religious heresy score: 8
15. 27 score: 8
16. 40 score: 8
17. 11 score: 8
18. nikola tesla score: 8
19. quantum theory score: 8
20. celtic culture score: 8

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It appears that the stalking is mutual, midnightlynx... ;)
Current Mood: giddygiddy

(1 fool | Beware of the cliff)

March 15th, 2006

06:30 pm - Beware the Ides of March!
Current Mood: amusedHa. One-dot entry.
Current Music: THATCDOMG(ollum)

(32 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 14th, 2006

05:10 pm - HOLY SHIT.
It's in my hands.
It's actually in my hands.

Do any of you TIPsy people remember that CD Zen had? The Hibernia one?

That one.
I have it now.


Yes, I absolutely needed to put that many exclamation marks.

I used to listen to that CD at TIP as I was falling asleep.

And I thought I'd never hear anything from it again.


This might possibly be far more important than the Internet at the moment.
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: Guess, bitch!

(25 fools | Beware of the cliff)

March 12th, 2006

08:54 pm - Der flip flop der flipjack.
Why, yes, I am constantly drunk. How did you know?Collapse )
Current Mood: amusedamused

(1 fool | Beware of the cliff)

08:44 pm - misao7 on the usage of Christian fundies relating to grocers
See here for it to make more sense, context-wise.

"They'd turn around, look at the nearest teenager, and demand that they hand over concrete proof that they'd never cussed, drank, had sex, or worn anything but turtlenecks. When they were done with the teenagers, they'd hit the Internet geeks and demand that they be allowed to confiscate their collection of pr0n. Then would come the unmarried 30-somethings, who would be hooked up to the nearest Christian dating service (sample question: Recite the first five chapters of the New Testament in alphabetical order by verse in Aramaic with a Nazarene accent.) Then the married ones would be interrogated on how many children they had, how many years they'd been married, how often they took the family to church, etc. Eventually the entire town would be grilled and forced into suits and ties, skirts and dresses (complete with matching sets for the kids) and shuttled off in a Greyhound bus to the nearest deep-South church to hear all about how they were all condemned."
Current Mood: amusedamused

(Beware of the cliff)

March 4th, 2006

08:34 pm - *sigh*
I lack the motivation and focus to make a proper LJ entry.
Current Mood: sadsad

(7 fools | Beware of the cliff)

February 27th, 2006

08:22 pm - noooo! I loved my LJ president!


(13 fools | Beware of the cliff)

07:34 pm - pointless update
My shift key hates me. I have to punch it over and over and over and over again just to get it to capitalize a letter. It's becoming quite a pain. I think there's something wrong with the keyboard, because it's only started doing this over the past few days.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed

(12 fools | Beware of the cliff)

February 26th, 2006

07:07 pm - ...I really suck at math.
Does anyone know how to solve math problems such as:

The sides of a right triangle are x, x + 14, and x + 16 units long. Find the side lengths of the triangle by solving for x.

...yeah, I know, it's probably easy and just looks like the Pythagorean Theorem, but apparently, quadratics goes into it somewhere, and I don't quite grasp the way to solve the thing.

HELP ME. Or I'll set rabid badgers on you.
Current Mood: confusedconfused

(22 fools | Beware of the cliff)

February 24th, 2006

07:27 pm - Mua...ha...ha...
I knew I would get thisCollapse )
Current Mood: gigglyBEYOND EVIL! Muahaha...

(32 fools | Beware of the cliff)

February 20th, 2006

07:07 pm - They burned my eyes out!! D:
That wasn't quick and painless, you lying bastards.Collapse )
Current Mood: cheerful...4-ish?

(4 fools | Beware of the cliff)

06:24 pm - Somewhat obligatory birthday post
Happy Birthday, srg_science and misao7!!!!

*throws confetti*
Current Mood: ditzyHee!

(37 fools | Beware of the cliff)

12:10 am - Gone off the deep end, I'm afraid...

No, thank you. But I will take some chupacabra skulls. And outlets.

Juxtaposition! Indents! Phenex! Grammar!


I... ATE... COMMAS!!!

Dead clowns are so funny. *giggles*




The corn beats up cardboard boxes.

Eye says flowers bloom indigo puffin.


It's not coffee. It's orange juice.


Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: weedaweedawooohooohehehehweee

(15 fools | Beware of the cliff)

February 16th, 2006

08:53 pm - Whaaa, whaaa, whaaa, let me go cut myself
This has to be the most pathetically emo post in all of LJ history.
Current Mood: blank...hungry

(15 fools | Beware of the cliff)

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